Morsi's Got Balls

Sometimes you’re in Geography class and the strip between your underwear is only on one side of your balls so you have to rearrange them.

Sometimes your balls itch a bit and you can’t scratch them sufficiently through your jeans so you have to rearrange them.

Sometimes you’re watching an episode of The Kardashians and Kim bends down and you get a tingly feeling in your balls and you have to rearrange them.

Sometimes you’re the President of  the oldest civilization in the world and you’re doing an internationally broadcasted interview with Julia Gillard and you just have to do a bit of ball fondling.

THE END.