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Enrique Comes to Egypt

Golf Porto Marina will play host to the Latin lothario on August 9th, joined by House music hot-shot David Vendetta. Here are all the details you need to know.

Staff Writer

Oh, remember those days when Enrique Iglesias was, as his song referenced, our hero? Him and his sexiness, his brooding Latin looks, his swoon-inducing singing, that accent…Even the unfortunate mole (which has since then, thankfully, been removed) did not deter our love. Anyway, the Latin lothario is coming back to our fair land once more! See tourists, Egypt's safe! Enrique's coming!

The crooner, who commanded the hearts of many a teenage girl, will be performing at Golf Porto Marina in the North Coast on August 9th. We don’t know whether he'll be belting out his old classics, or some of the newer stuff, but he can sing whatever he damn well wants. We don’t know when exactly he made the transformation from romance and wanting to be your hero to tonight he's f*****g you, but well, it's his call.

Tickets for the concert start from EGP 300 for Silver Standing, EGP 550 for Gold Standing, and EGP 1000 for Platinum seats, which also come complete with dinner! Ahh, we’re feeling nostalgic for the days of EnriqueYou can run, you can hide but you can't escape my love. Somewhat reminiscent of a creepy stalker but like, it's Enrique, so it's not like anyone's gonna be filing a restraining order anytime soon. We mean, why would you even WANT to escape Enrique's love? Why?

And as if that wasn't enough, he'll be accompanied by David Vendetta, who needs no introduction. The House maestro's music has been the soundtrack to many a wild party. Doors open at 8:30 PM for the concert so we suggest you get there on time. Maybe if you get there early enough, you can get some alone time with Enrique and try and wangle him away from tennis superhottie and current girlfriend Anna Kournikova… Then again, maybe not. Either way, you take our breath away Enrique. Khod bosa