Lick This

Seems there's an app for everything these days, including oral sex. Yep, you heard correctly. Our phones have progressed from buttons to touch screens, and now, lickable screens. So guys, if you're coming up a little short in the bedroom, you can improve your skills with this new handy little app called Lick This. It trains your tongue for perfecting your…err…technique. The app makes you practice a variety of little exercises on your screen like flicking a switch or turning a crank, with your actual tongue. Well, you know what they say, practice makes perfect. People train for marathons, don’t they? And when you complete that marathon you ain't pleasing nobody, so at least this way you're giving a little something back.

Lick This was created by San Francisco creatives who call themselves Club Sexy Time (best name ever by the way; all we can hear in our heads is Borat going "sexaytayyyyyme"). They're just doing their part for humanity you guys. If licking your phone screen sounds a little gross to you (although if you intend on using this app we imagine this is the last thing on your mind) Club Sexy Time ("sexytayyyyme") advises that you cover your phone in plastic wrap prior to starting your little licking exercises. Right now there are only three moves available on the app but there are more on their way. So...stay tuned?