Action Man Adly

The long-awaited underground line linking Abbassiya with Heliopolis was opened up by interim president, the man with a thousand faces, Adly Mansour yesterday. The majestic half-man, half-pistachio nut looked onwards from the train's cockpit to a brighter Egyptian future, whilst seemingly doing his best to similtaneously hold in a fart and sleep whilst standing. All hail our action man Adly!