#BrownGirlProblems

 

Meanwhile, in North East Africa, a little Ethiopian boy lies in the desert with a carcas of an ox the only thing keeping him warm, wandering if he should just perish away and succumb to severe atrophia or walk 20 miles to the nearest well for a drop of water. But I think Electrum Records might have, like, DJ Misty on the decks at Club 88 so peace ya3ni, Gouna.

 

 

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Well Deda,

Your better off spend it on something natural like hash than buying ‘shit you don’t need to impress people you don’t care about’ and succumbing to the world’s consumerist hypnosis, governed by self-interested people that are not aligned with the health and safety of us as individuals or as a planet. If anything, by spending your Eid money on hash you’re telling God that you care about the world he created, and not the one created by Western media. Go forth and get high.

 

 

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That kind of depends on the reasons you want to cut your hair Menna. Are you going lesbian? Then don’t, long hair is generally more attractive and you’ll get more action and your mum won’t suspect as much. Is it to make a drastic change after breaking up with a guy? Then don’t. Long hair is generally more attractive and you’ll get more action. Actually don’t cut your hair short for any reason unless you have the bone structure of Megan Fox, and if by any chance you are Megan Fox then yes I will allow you to rebel against your mum Megan. Life is short.

 

 

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Yes.

 

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Sarah,

Don’t cut your hair short.