Burkas & Beards: A Poem

I do not like them, they are weird!
I do not like burkas and beards.

Would you like them here or there?
Would you like them anywhere?

I would not like them, I do not care!
I would not like them anywhere!

Would you like them because of Morsi?
Would you like them with some torshi?

No, I would not like them because of Morsi,
I would not like them with some torshi,
No, I do not like burkas and beards,
I do not like them, they are weird!

Would you like them with some fear?
Would you like them trimmed or sheared?
Would you like them in your house?
Would you want one as your spouse?
Would you want them on your face?
Maybe a burka made of lace?

No, I do not want them with some fear,
I do not want one trimmed or sheared,
I would not like them in my house,
I would not want one as a spouse,
I would not want one on my face,
I do not want a burka of lace!

I would not like them, I do not care,
I would not like them anywhere!