Desert Gold

Once again proving that money can't by class (or shame, or intelligence, or friends), a $3 million motorhome - a trailer, ya3ny - has just gone on sale in Dubai. The gold-plated EleMMent Palazzo made by German-Austrian manufacturer Marchi Mobile is 40 feet long and spread over two floors that include a master bedroom, on-board fireplace and a white leather living room. There's even a roof terrace, you know, so you don't actually have to leave the comfort of your mobile home to get in touch with nature and a pop-up bar for entertaining guests. When you're done with your desert adventures, just flip the auto-clean switch and your proposterous will be shiny and clean again before you get back to the city.