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Donald Trump Running For President

Just when we thought the US could never again have a president as absurd as George Bush, Donald Trump goes and enters the 2016 presidential race! Oh, the things this man says...

Staff Writer

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again which is apparently the Donald Trump philosophy. One cannot help but muse to themselves at the idea of Trump as US President. Can you imagine the outrageous things he will say? A world of political jokes will be opened as he says one ridiculous thing after the other. What about meeting fellow counterparts from all over the world? Too bad that it will be an unlikely occurrence. Or if it does occur then start planning your trips for a one way ticket to the moon.

The billionaire real estate mogul announced his candidacy Tuesday making the announcement in none other than the Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue, New York...how quaint. The spot also serves as the site for his reality TV show, The Apprentice which has been running for 14 seasons. You say Trump, we say Apprentice!

He might just make it past the primaries with people wanting to see what more farcical things he has to say. “The American dream is dead,” he said bluntly in his press release. The man who had previously said that the Middle East would not exist if it wasn’t for America made clear his opinions about the region; ”Saudi Arabia, without us, is gone. They're gone.” He also seems to be a little business impressed/weary of none other than ISIS. “They’re becoming rich...they built a hotel,” Trump said of the terrorist organisation. Watch out Trump, they might be coming for your share of the real estate market. He didn’t stop there either. He likes to give his honest opinions on everyone; he promised to build a wall to prevent “rapist” Mexicans from coming to the US. 

At the end of the day, he should win because he’s “really rich.” Trump announced, or rather flaunted, his net worth of $8.7 billion, “I'm proud of my net worth, I've done an amazing job ... The total is $8,737,540,000 US. I'm not doing that to brag, because you know what, I don't have to brag.” Yes okay Donald, that's not bragging at all. 

A video has spread editing his speech to showcase the most outspoken things he said during his speech and let’s just say, it’s hilarious. Enjoy. Let the 2016 presidential race begin...