Saturday 3 of December, 2022
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Egyptian Premature Ejaculation Pill Releases Disturbing Video Game

Take a look at the latest testament to Egypt's ingenuity...

Staff Writer

Let us just start off by saying whoever created this game, you have deeply disturbed us. Deeply. We’re interested as to what was going on in the head of whoever made this. But that's a matter for another day. And another psych ward. But, anyway if your friends haven’t shown this to you already, we are going to now.

As men, we all sometimes have the problem of, you know, pulling the trigger too quickly so to speak, when it comes down to you and a beautiful lady in the sheets doing the giggidy-giggidy-goo. That normally turns into an awkward situation of lying in bed staring at the ceiling for a while, followed by the question, “Was it good at least?”

What a nightmare.

Well it seems those days are over as a company has manufactured a pill to help delay your premature ejaculation. Virecta is the name and don’t you forget it. But it’s not the pill that is so interesting. It’s their marketing strategy. If you visit their website you’ll understand why. They have set up some sort of game with what we can safely assume is an Egyptian man in a galabeya with the head of a lion. Who knows where the head of the lion came in but our guess is it’s our pride. Anyway, this manlion is equipped with a cannon that shoots out the pill and you have to hit the woman with it in her hoo-ha to advance to the next level.

It’s kind of like Angry Birds mixed with Crush the Castle with a perverted twist. Well done Egypt.