El Deeb Fe Dubai

If there was ever a man more fitting to speak at a forum about making money in Dubai it's be Jordan Belfort, the real Wolf of Wall Street that the Oscar nominated film is based on. The infamous stockbroker turned inspirational speaker will be making an appearance at the 10th Arabian Business Forum on May 19th and, for a city that loves everything to the excess, we imagine he'll be welcomed with open arms and open wallets; maybe even a private chat or re-enactment of deleted scenes from the film for the Sheikhs' offspring. The only problem is how is he going to get people to try to sell him a pen? "Shu? I have a gold pen, I don't need yours."