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For Love Nor Money?

Single? Under 20? You have a shot with this rich, studly Serb!

Winter can be a hard season to be single, but with hunks like Don Milisay Juan Gonzales Brzi on the market, who’s complaining? The Serbian bachelor claims to be 39, and in an effort to find what can only be called true, real, and undiluted love, decided to make an elaborate display of his wealth over the internet. Brzi lives in St. Petersburg, where he is looking for a young girl (16-20 years old) to be his wife.

The images that surfaced show him posing inside of superfluously embellished, fully gold bedrooms with no shortage of frescas and chandeliers. The bachelor presented himself:

“To all unmarried ones who would like to spend their life by my side and within all the beauties of my home. Please look below at all the magic of my home that I have decorated with taste, perhaps just for you.” 

That’s right, if you didn’t get it for yourself… he has decorated it with taste. However, apart from the gaudy gold and tacky Versace floor panels, at least the man’s got a fine collection of minks… and what appears to be a life supply of colonel Sanders outfits. 

Take a look: