How We Wish We Could Respond to Passive Aggressive E-mails

Not to like CATAPULT to conclusions but there’s nothing that quite matches the pool of frustration that washes over us upon receiving what can only be described as an uncalled-for passive-aggressive email. Trying to be the bigger person and swallowing the anger is good and all, but a couple of drafts where we’re unabashedly rude right back is also like…free therapy?

In this round of Unsent Emails, CairoScene Anon receives an unjustified personal attack from He Who Must Not Be Named, aka the ‘lettings agent’, and shares their undisclosed drafts to help let it all out. Indulge. Please and thank you.