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UberCART’s New Golf Carts Will Ensure You Get Fancy For Marassi

If you thought Sahel couldn't get any sexier this summer, think again.

Summer is a time for rest - because if we walk too much our thighs rub together so we prefer to skip the whole walking thing altogether. Aiding us in our quest for eternal laziness this season is Uber's newest, most ingenious invention yet, uberCART, that's just launched in the place of all things luxurious and lavish, Marassi. Now we've heard stories that in Marassi they have everything that can make your summer relaxing and convenient (and sexy and fabulous), and we debated the truth of this BUT IT'S ALL REAL. WE NEVER HAVE TO WALK ANYWHERE ANYMORE. 

Thanks to the launch of uberCART, moving around within Marassi is now infinitely easier. The new and much needed service means you can get in a trendy cart to commute between your favourite Marassi spots, from beaches to restaurants, and back to your place - doesn't sound like a bad idea at all. Because when you're in Sahel and you're at the chalet and you think 'well the beach is pretty far and my designer sandals aren't really made for walking...' just hop on a damn uberCART, rest your feet, and let the breeze hit you before you have to regenerate yourself for the inevitable socialising which must occur at the upscale beachside resort.

Once you open the app in Marassi, you can request an UberCART that will be picking you up within minutes – service operates seven days a week, from 10 AM (good-morning-a-new-day-has-come time) to 4 AM (totally-drunk-hold-me-love-me-and-take-me-home time).

How much does this royal service cost you, you wonder? Well, it will save you a ton of time, and will cost you a flat rate of EGP 15 – to go anywhere. It's available throughout the summer, only and exclusively, in Marassi. So, get wild, get sexy, get drunk, and get lazy, and save yourself from aggravating your foot blisters.

Main image by @MO4Network's #MO4Productions


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