It’s been decades since an Iranian leader has visited Egypt. But fret not residents of Cairo – one of my FAVORITE dictators in the region is visiting Cairo today...

Staff Writer

Feb 05,2013

Our Iranian friends haven’t felt welcome previously, what with Mubarak making a peace treaty with the Israelis to maintain a level of balance in the region. Wanker! BUT now that our good old Islamic leader Morsi is in the big boy seat, it’s time for uncle Ahmadinejad to pop over for a visit. Here are some suggestion of places I think he would perhaps like to visit whilst in the Motherland.

Starbucks Maddi City Center – Sure he’s been quoted as saying, “Anybody who recognizes Israel will burn in the fire of the Islamic Nations glory,” but perhaps he’d like to grab a coffee from Starbucks Maadi City Center?

Giza Zoo - After recently successfully launching their first ever monkey in to space I reckon he’d like to visit Cairo Zoo, although I think he may be slightly disappointed…

Mount Sinai – Maybe a bit of mountain climbing on Mount Sinai where according to religious scriptures God gave laws to the Israelites.

The Pyramids – A visit to Egypt wouldn’t be complete without a trip to the Pyramids and it has been theorized that the Great Pyramids were actually nuclear fission production mills, and they were a technical and financial success. They did not create energy but packaged energy within artificially created isotopes of plutonium. Yeah, that’s definitely up Mahmoud’s alley…

Dream Park – He’s not looking to produce any weapons of nuclear capabilities. He just likes rockets. And as you may have recently heard, he has volunteered to be the first Iranian into space.