We Shit You Not
A new pill on the market promises to make you poop gold. No bullshit.
There's a saying which claims that all that glitters is gold, but that may be about to change thanks to the introduction of a new pill that turns all that shit into glittery gold, literally.
For the super rich Arab disappointed at having to defecate comes a new 24k carat gold-laced pill which promises to turn your brown poo into shiny shit.
This $425 bum deal comes from a site called InterestingThings.com, and they've apparently flogged enough stock to sell out. No bullshit.The idea comes as part of collection called INDULGENCE, commissioned by the Museum of Modern Art in 2005 and designed by Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid, aka Ken Courtney.
Here at CairoScene, we can't help but feel that the product is just another ridiculous example of how far luxury consumerism is going down the toilet.
Surely it's about time the rich were able to use their golden shatafas to wash away their golden khara? If this pill succeeds then one can assume that the sewers will become the site of a modern day gold rush. What a shitty world we live in.