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Here's what happened:

Tamer Hagrass broke Elham Shaheen’s heart by cheating on her with a prostitute. She had a very justified breakdown, which began with throwing a chair.

Then she looked in the mirror and decided to blame her face. Because really, if that was my reflection, I would throw things at it too.

Then she starts moaning.

I don’t even know.

Is she human?

Squish my face to forget. Squish my face. Squishhhhhh.

Obviously the only way to deal with this is to this is getting into the shower fully dressed, moaning like The Excorcist and wash yourself of your sins. Obviously.

After that, you obviously jet off to “Switzerland” wearing your couch and a bag made of tin foil. There really is no other option.