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10 Reasons Why You're Balding

Genetics is just one of them. Living in Egypt is the rest.

Staff Writer

There are a lot of theories to why you may be losing your hair. Here at CairoScene we have decided to compile the Top 10 reasons you are losing your hair in Egypt.

10. You Think Braids are Gangsta


We're not sure who is still doing corn-rows, but if you're braiding your hair constantly, no matter how GAMED you think you look, you are only increasing your chances of hair loss and awkward scalp tans. The same goes for women who keep their hair pulled back in a pony tail. Medical Term is known as traction alopecia. In lamen terms a stupid hair fad.

9. Pulling your hair out obsessively

Obviously if you are pulling your hair out obsessively than this will cause hair loss. This happens most often when waiting to get papers or licenses from the Mugamaa.

8. Too much Air-conditioning

Some say this is a myth, but your hair does react most severely to any atmospheric changes. Hair is fragile and susceptible to damage. Considering that these days everwhere is air-conditioned in Egypt, it is recommend to condition your hair. Also stop sitting underneath it the room will get colder eventually.

7. Using too much Keratine, and other silly chemical products.

Shampoo, conditioner, and oils are loaded with chemicals. In moderation some of these products can give you the desired results, but if used to much can also permanently damage your hair and lead to hair-loss. Maybe it's time to reconsider just how often you go to the salon, or at least read up on the chemical you are using.

6. Pumping out too many babies.

Fluctuations in the levels of your hormones especially during childbirth and menopause can contribute to the loss of hair. So next time you think you could use yet another baby, maybe ask yourself if you still want to have hair under your hijab.

5. Never Sleeping

In this 24 hour on the go country, it is hard to get the proper amount of sleep. We all notice the almost permanent bags under your eyes, but keep it up and over time you'll hair will follow, or rather fall-out. Best advice go to sleep before the sunrise dumbass.

4. Eating McKhara

No suprise here, eating junk food is responsible for most health problems. Maybe it's because despite the fact it was made in a lab to taste good, they forgot to add any nutrients that our body needs. So keep devoiding your body of nutrients and vitamins, and soon enough your hair won't be the only thing you are losing.

3. Daily Coiffeur visits

You don't need to go to coiffeur to damage your hair, now you can do it home all time. Using devices like blow-driers, curling irons, and straighteners all contribute to hair loss. That isn't to say you can't use them, but if you do too often than you will lose your daily routine rather quickly.

2. All in the Family

If geedo, baba, and akhou baba all don't have hair, then chances are you won't either. It's not your fault it's your genes. Not much you can do, but it can explain your daddy issues.

1. Stress, or Driving in Egypt

Just about everything you do in Egypt is stressful. Unfortunately, there is no avoiding it, but it seems especially heightened whenever driving. There are no rules in the road, and trying to make sense of it, is likely to make your hair fall out faster.