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10 Reasons You're Going to Hell
We've collected the 10 top Ramadan excuses we've heard around Cairo this holy month...
Jul 21,2013
1. I fast except cigarettes and water.
2. Peace ya3ny, it's only 10 minutes after fajr.
3. Wake me up at iftar.
4. I'm still on my period.
5. Listen, it’s Ramadan, I don’t think we should have sex. Bas kissing and everything else, peace ya3ni.
6. You refer to Ramadan as Ram-bedan.
7. I'm on holiday. Ramadan doesn't count here.
8. Walahi I fasted the whole day!
9. But I just got my formet el Sahel down!
10. Tab3an ana sayem, bas ba3d el fitar han-smoke neek!
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