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3-Day Spiritual Awakening Conference Brings Experts to Egypt

Egypt's most diverse host of all things spiritual well-being, The Field of Awakening, is flying experts from all over the world to exorcise your demons with voodoo science. Seriously.

Staff Writer

We have all had that Lester Burnham moment of brief awakening; when you’re taking out the trash and, halfway through it, you pause and realise your heart is just not in it. You go to work, go through your tasks – one by one, mindlessly – then you clock out, go home, and dine with the family, like a zombie. But there comes a moment when you wonder what the hell you’re doing and how you ended up wherever you are in life. How did time pass so quickly that it didn’t even register when life was being sucked out of you little by little? That’s because you’re not spiritually awakened, dum-dum!

Now that we have opened your eyes to the tragedy that is your life, we will show you the path to spiritual enlightenment because we’re awesome like that. You don’t have to spend a year in Tibet or travel all the way to India to see an Ashram, or quit your job and be weird, or anything; it’s literally a cab ride away!

The Field of Awakening – the most diverse teachers in the world of training and coaching in Egypt – is probably the only place where you can get a decent Reiki treatment. They've also helped millions across the nation heal and become tolerable people through Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP), which sounds like hypnosis or fancy voodoo, but it’s actually quite scientific.

And now they’re bringing forth the science of being a normal functional human with the Get Awakened Conference, which features some of the world’s best speakers and healers, who would like nothing more than to exorcise your demons.

From our experience, the first step towards spiritual healing is to quit your job and get a divorce – that usually helps. However, the Get Awakened Conference has somehow combined career development and spiritual awakening by inducing a shift in your mindset that caters to your heart, mind, and soul. The conference is specifically tailored to make you more spiritually-conscious at work, especially in the fields of learning and development (L&D), education, human resources (HR), and therapy.

Get Awakened runs from December 13th until the 15th at the Mövenpick Hotel Cairo Pyramids, and will feature speakers such as President of the International NLP Trainers Association Dr. Wyatt Woodsmall, President of the International Association of Coaching Institutes Dr. Nandana Nilsen, President of the International Association of NLP Institutes Dr. Karl Nilsen, Kundalini Yoga Teacher Sara Campbell, and President of the International Association of Coaching Institutes’ Egypt chapter Abdul-Rahman Abdullah. The conference will cover topics such as science and spirituality, conscious business, the evolution of consciousness, and oh-so-much more.

You can throw out your Hawaiian shirt and donate your Porsche to the poor, because your midlife crisis is really a belated – and quite frankly, embarrassing – awakening.

Find out more about the event here.

*The content of this article is sponsored.