We won't tell you how or why or when but we've stumbled upon an Instagram account selling all sorts of sex contraptions right here in Egypt...
Sex toys in Egypt are taboo, because apparently no one has sex in Egypt but of course that's not true, there's lots of sex happening all the time. We're having sex right now in fact. But for the sake of this article, assume that we are only talking about post-marital halal sex.
So, if you're having sexual intercourse with your wife or husband there is now a new Instagram store in town to help you spark things up in the bedroom. By the looks of @SexToys.X Instagram feed, they are in fact selling in Cairo, Egypt and they sell a wide variety of orgasm-inducing instruments such as this post-marital halal strap on for those who want to have their cock cake and eat it too.
There's some sort of double penetration contraption as well as a wide variety of colourful vibrators to suit every mood. No longer will you have to wait to go abroad to pick up some naughty toys or received awkward fallic shaped packages from Aramex. The sexual revolution in Egypt is nigh!