Saturday June 3rd, 2023
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The Bodyguards

For years, the men of Egypt have been perfecting their formet el Sahel for what can only be described as uber-vanity.

Staff Writer

However, we can now all rejoice as we have found another reason for these large-armed, small-legged men to exist: Tahrir Bodyguards! @TahrirBodyguard is a Twitter initiative to help crackdown on the harassment of women in the famous square during protests. Females can tweet their location to the new Twitter account and, as if by magic, a group of burly men will turn up to help them out of an uncomfortable situation.

*This is just an example using the world's most muscular man. Tahrir Bodyguards might be considerably smaller*
We love this idea and we’re calling upon all you buff boys to stop posing and fighting in clubs and start looking after others. And girls, we won’t judge you for acting like Whitney Houston and screeching “And IIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOooooOOOOVE YOOOOOOUUUU,” if you ever find yourself being rescued.