Friday December 8th, 2023
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Buy Yourself a Booty!

There's no need to be ashamed of your flat ass anymore, the Buttocks Pad is here to save the day!

Staff Writer

Is your ass essentially a crack in your back? Ever wish you could inflate that bedonk-a-donk into a Mount Everest of perfection? Well now's your shot. Amidst the endless products and services available in Zamalek, the island is now offering asses, or at least the illusion of one.

Available in what’s been marketed as “drawers coloured,” in black, red, and white, the “Silicone Buttocks Pad” will allegedly give its users the appearance of a rounded, protruding booty of Brobdingnagian proportions. It appears there are plenty of bums to go around ladies, but we imagine you’d want to be careful not to shake that ass too hard… 

(Thanks to Teresa Meoni for providing the photo)