Google to Change Porn Forever

Google has drastically changed technology, and by doing so may inadvertently change sexual intercourse in the process. The world still awaits the widespread sale of Google Glass, but we all know it's coming and despite all the potential capabilities, the only thing on the mind of app designer Sherif Maktabi is: "Can we make sex more awesome with Google Glass?" Maktabi, a Lebanese product design student and founder of Sex with Glass, believes the answer is yes, and hopes to use Google Glass to provide live streaming, ephemeral video recording and voice controls connected to the home devices to set the mood. Maktabi has been busy developing the programme even though Google is trying to prevent sexy Glass apps and have a ban on sexually explicit content. The truth is that once this technology is widely available, there will be no stopping it.

What makes this app crazy is the thought that it will allow lovers having sex to see what their partners are seeing by simply saying 'OK glass, it's time' and when you feel like stopping the stream, all you need to say is “Ok glass, pull out.”

"Some people find what we do repulsive," Maktabi says. "But a lot of other people – and I am basing this from the emails we are getting online – really desire to try this. People have fantasies, desires and needs. It's personal."

Aside from giving you the ability of watching yourself fucking while you are fucking, it will also be able to give you tips by allowing users to look up Kama Sutra positions during the act. It also provides the ability to connect with your home, controlling lighting and music to ensure the mood is set.

For those of you worried that videos of yourself having sex will be available online, Maktabi reassures that videos will only be available online for five hours until they are deleted forever. We still doubt these claims, as almost every week some nude celebrity pics or videos find themselves online. Glass isn't even widely available quite yet, but Maktabi can't wait, hoping to release the app on iPhone in early February.

The only thing we are pretty damn sure about is this will totally revolutionise the porn industry, much like the way the internet did. There are so many reasons why developing this technology will be terrible, but the truth before you know it will become a standard, and in no time people will forget what porn used to look like. Proving once and for all that love is officially dead and online. If you like your privacy, your best bet is to never sleep with someone with glasses.