According to our Shoura council, Shiite (Shi’a) tourists are more dangerous than naked women.

This bold statement  was made by MP Tharwat Attallah of the Salafist Al Nour Party. Here at CairoScene, we could not agree more. We mean, Shi’as represent a real and dangerous threat – standing near one when they’re self-flagellating is an accident waiting to happen, and like, El Hussein is going to extra crowded. We can’t be alone in preferring naked women, right? Maybe these Salafis are on to something...