The 'Murican Dream
Things America should do, other than invade Syria.
1. Educate their people:
2. Ban twerking:
3. Bring cronuts to Egypt:
4. Give us another season of Arrested Development:
5. Stop giving children money and fame. You'd think they'd have learned by now that the outcome is never pretty.
6. Embrace the shatafa:
7. Take Tamer Hosny away from us (for good this time):
8. Make a Sharknado sequel:
9. Open up even more McDonald's branches:
10. Make Honey BooBoo president: