15 Hollywood Celebrities Take up Jobs in Egypt After Trump's Win

Hollywood personas coming to Egypt on vacation or for a performance is enough to give the entire country a proverbial hard on. According to prominent Facebook page Tammet El Targama, seeing their faces day in and day out may very soon become a mundane reality as they leave behind the land of the free and join us in the land of the... Well... Anyway, America after Trump seems justifiable reason for Hollywood celebrities to head to the motherland, take on Egyptian names, and integrate themselves into our world. Where did all the actresses go? Obviously etgawezo w a3ado fe el beit! Whatever their decisions may be, Egypt welcomes them all with open arms.

Eddie Murphy | 7agg A7mad El Mardi

Robert Downey Jr. | Ramy 3awni El Soghayar

John Travolta | Jon Abo Batta

Robert De Niro | Ramy Bekheira

Mel Gibson | Michel Mo7sen

Vin Diesel | Farid El Deezel

Will Smith | El Osta Wael Gebs

The Rock | El Osta Zalata El Tarzi

Jackie Chan | El Osta Zaki Hesham

Sean Connery | El Fasakhani Hesham Kordi

Sylvester Stallone | Sa3eed Sayyed El Salamoni

Al Pacino | Ashraf Feeno