Shut Up and Drive
Because fuck New Year’s resolutions.
Mr. M-K,
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Hi,
Although my New Year’s resolution was to get over my ex, I still ended waking up in his bed. I need HELP!
S.
Sorry my dear, I’m not quite sure what you need help with here. Do you have a drinking problem? Do you need a bed? I’m not Oprah. What I can tell you is that a New Year’s resolution ‘to get over him’ is incredibly lame considering his (who ever he is) resolution was probably to bone as many chicks as possible. Sorry?
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Hey Mr. Mosh-Killa,
My wife and I have a huge problem. When we are in the car we can’t agree on music! We both have some musical interests in common, but whenever we grow tired of those, it becomes an awkward battle over who’s iPod is used. What do we do Mr. Mosh-Killa!?
Rami
Get a divorce. Marriage is a sham. Love doesn’t exist. Purchase headphones.
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