In their latest sickening printed release, ISIS offers answers to supposedly frequently asked questions about how their followers should treat their subjects in matters of sex and slavery...
The more we learn about what ISIS believes, the sicker the sane world becomes. Vying for the title of evilest organisation in the world, ISIS has released a pamphlet on how to treat and beat their female sex slaves.
Printed at the ISIS’s publishing house, Al-Himma Library, the guide entitled Su’al wa-Jawab fi al-Sabi wa-Riqab (Questions and Answers on Taking Captives and Slaves), is designed to answer frequently asked questions about females slaves. The pamphlet is a disgusting inhumane guide on what you can and cannot do to your sex slaves. Laid out in an easy to read but hard to stomach a question and answer format, the pamphlet answers the plea of ISIS monsters who want to make sure that their treatment of their sex slaves conform to ISIS basterdised version of religion. In an effort to show just how offensively degrading the guide is we have compiled five of the most horrendous questions we have possibly ever read in our lives.
Question: Is it permissible to have intercourse with a female captive immediately after taking possession [of her]?
"It is permissible to have sexual intercourse with the female captive. Allah the almighty said: '[Successful are the believers] who guard their chastity, except from their wives or (the captives and slaves) that their right hands possess, for then they are free from blame [Koran 23:5-6]'...""If she is a virgin, he [her master] can have intercourse with her immediately after taking possession of her. However, if she isn't, her uterus must be purified [first]…"
In the real world when one asks if you can immediately have sex with someone you forcibly capture is essentially asking 'can I rape a unattached virgin?' Apparently ISIS believes that their version of "Islam" allows for the rape of unclaimed women. There are not enough negative words in the dictionary to aptly describe how wrong this is.
Question: If two or more [men] buy a female captive together, does she then become [sexually] permissible to each of them?
"It is forbidden to have intercourse with a female captive if [the master] does not own her exclusively. One who owns [a captive] in partnership [with others] may not have sexual intercourse with her until the other [owners] sell or give him [their share]."
Phew. Apparently gang bangs are haram in ISIS’s version of Islam. Who knew? Questions like these are likely why they created the guide in the first place.
Question: Is it permissible to have intercourse with a female slave who has not reached puberty?
"It is permissible to have intercourse with the female slave who hasn't reached puberty if she is fit for intercourse; however if she is not fit for intercourse, then it is enough to enjoy her without intercourse."
In the real world, what this question amount to is paedophilia against the ISIS teachings? The sane answer is: yes, it is wrong you degenerate filth mongering monster and hopefully our prayers will be answer in the form of a cancerous tumor that grows so big it forcibly detach your penis from your body as you die a slow and most deserving death. But alas this is ISIS a gang of migrating miscreants so of course they believe you can rape children.
Question: Can two sisters be taken together while taking slaves?
"It is permissible to have two sisters, a female slave and her aunt [her father's sister], or a female slave and her aunt [from her mother's side]. But they cannot be together during intercourse, [and] whoever has intercourse with one of them cannot have intercourse with the other, due to the general [consensus] over the prohibition of this."
Holy shit, there is a supposed consensus on this matter. Apparently too many of their syphilitic followers totally missed the chapter in which incestual threesomes were prohibited, which is why this is a frequently asked question.
Question: What is al-'azl?
"Al-'azl is refraining from ejaculating on a woman's pudendum [i.e. coitus interruptus]." However,A man is allowed [to use] al-'azl during intercourse with his female slave with or without her consent."
Apparently, women are not automatically considered slaves in ISIS. Meaning ISIS asshats are not allowed to unload facials on just any women just slaves.
Question: What is the earthly punishment of a female slave who runs away from her master?
"A male or female slave's running away [from their master] is among the gravest of sins…""She [i.e. the female slave who runs away from her master] has no punishment according to the shari'a of Allah; however, she is [to be] reprimanded [in such a way that] deters others like her from escaping."
Leave the earth out of it. You do not speak for Islam let alone the earth. Perhaps a good follow up question is what is an unearthly punishment? Oh wait minute we know the answer to that, being an ISIS sex slave.
Question: Is it permissible to beat a female slave?
"It is permissible to beat the female slave as a [form of] darb ta'deeb [disciplinary beating], [but] it is forbidden to [use] darb al-takseer [literally, breaking beating], [darb] al-tashaffi [beating for the purpose of achieving gratification], or [darb] al-ta'dheeb [torture beating]. Further, it is forbidden to hit the face."
Violence against women is should be considered the gravest sin, not running away from your master. In fact if you have a master then you should run as fast as you can to the nearest country that has any sense of sanity, because there is no possible justification for violence against women.
Question: If a man marries a female slave who is owned by someone else, who is allowed to have intercourse with her?
"A master is prohibited from having intercourse with his female slave who is married to someone else; instead, the master receives her service, [while] the husband [gets to] enjoy her [sexually]."
Why is this posed like some philosophical question? Actually, how is this question at all? How does common sense not infiltrate any of these dicks?
These are sadly but a few of the guidelines laid out by the cancerous ISIS. The only thing this guide has clarified is the fact that ISIS are looking to attract Rapists, Pedophiles, and the mentally and violently insane. With that being said we hope that their plan works so that we can put all the world’s monsters in one place before nuking them out of existence. Of course we do not condone the use of nukes, and we pray that Moses returns to free the slaves before the world attempt to exterminate them.
To read more translated guidelines click here.