Pistachio Renga is Now A Thing

How many culinary sins can we commit during the holiest month of the year before someone calls in a food fatwa? That’s the existential crisis we faced upon encountering Dubai chocolate fries and pistachio foul earlier this month. And now, we gather here today to mourn the tragic downfall of yet another innocent dish: the classic Renga. Egypt’s Seafood Factory has unveiled Dubai Renga - which, yes, does in fact come topped with extra crunchy pistachios, because apparently, nothing is safe anymore.

To our devout readers observing Ramadan, please include this in your tahajjud prayers.