Friday 2 of December, 2022
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Action Man Adly

With only a few weeks left at the helm, interim president Adly Mansour looks ecstatic as he sits in the driver's seat of the new metro line. We wonder how ecstatic he'd look on other modes of transport...

Staff Writer

The long-awaited underground line linking Abbassiya with Heliopolis was opened up by interim president, the man with a thousand faces, Adly Mansour yesterday. The majestic half-man, half-pistachio nut looked onwards from the train's cockpit to a brighter Egyptian future, whilst seemingly doing his best to similtaneously hold in a fart and sleep whilst standing. All hail our action man Adly!